John Orsen
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John Orsen
Happy Birthday John GO TITANS-Andy
John Orsen
john orsen you suck
and so does your dog ben
John Orsen
I was at The Eldridge the other night and I saw John licking the owner's can. I was like jesus that is disgusting. He just smiled and said "I only lick the finest of keysters...and Eldridge has the best...GO TITANS"
John Orsen
"I can physically dismantle you!" Jon Orsen 11/24/2009
John Orsen
Instead of asking girls for there number Orshem asks girls for a stool sample to check there fiber count.
John Orsen
I was on my way to work this morning and saw Orsen getting drilled in the caboose by a group of homeless guys. I was like Jesus, Johnny you need to cool it. The kid was so strung out he didn't even respond to me. I just shook my head and told him he was killing himself. He...
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Oh cool picture John...come on are you kidding me. You set up this lame fan page and get called out on it and now you try to look all tough like Lattimer from The Program??? Come on kid get a life.
But seriously, are you going to play for the Titans in FLA next year?
-A.O.
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Oh Jesus I don't even know what to say. Seriously you are a disgusting human being. I just don't understand how you could do this to the game of Lacrosse. You took the purest thing in your life and corrupted it, for what? For what?
John Orsen
Yea he was the only Dizoc who was willing to bob on my knob instead of give an anesthetic
John Orsen
you had a dermotologist perform surgery on your knee? And even he knows about your absurdly gay tendencies?
John Orsen
I am pleased to announce to John's fans that his knee is healing very well and right on schedule. I just wish he'd stop plunging so much horse cock in his arse.
-Dr. Zizmor
http://www.drzizmor.com/Page5.html
John Orsen
Orshem, maybe we should talk...
-Andy
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I heard he has a trophy wall full of skid marked underwear that he steals from the dry cleaners.
John Orsen
I heard he likes to play a prank in the locker room where he sticks someone elses shaft straight up his ass then puts it back in their bag.
John Orsen
i heard he went on a bear cruise to the caribbean recently...
John Orsen
I heard that he likes to give blumkins in porto potties
John Orsen
man this kid sucks dick like a machine!!!!
John Orsen
I was taking my little cousin out for pizza and we saw him grinding up on the delivery boy. I asked if we could get an autograph and he whispered that in my ear. Dudes breath smelled like old d!ck
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How did that conversation even start?
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he told me the inside of his leather cheerio looks and smells like a rotten mayonaise factory
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One time after scoring a goal i saw John wink at me, im a 6'6" african american with a huge dong, what a perv.
John Orsen
His O-ring hangs like a wizards sleeve from being used like an amusement park for the past ten years, sh*t makes me f-ing sick...
John Orsen
I saw him giving some dude a blowjob at some seedy joint in Time Square
John Orsen
I saw him at Turtle Bay, he sent me a fuzzy navel. I went to thank him and he just said he wanted to make my cornhole look like a kosher deli after a pipe bombe went off.
Good defender though.
John Orsen
Saw him carrying a dead goat out of his room in a clear plastic bag...